تويت
<p align="center"></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">جاءتْ إليّ طالبـة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">في الدرجاتِ راغبة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">تقول <font color="#ff0000">لوك</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">Look</span><span dir="rtl"></span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><span dir="rtl"></span> يا سيدي<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">هذي وربي النائبة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">ذهبتُ إلى <font color="#ff0000">الريجستيرار</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">Registrar<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">في توترِ واضطرار<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">فقال لي هناك <font color="#ff0000">بار</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">bar<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">من حضوري الاختبار<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">كم أريدُ <font color="#ff0000">الهلبَ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">help</span><span dir="rtl"></span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><span dir="rtl"></span> منكَ<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">حتى تقبلَ الاعتذار.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">فقلتُ أيْ بُنيَّتي<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">نصفُ فصلٍ غائبة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">من دُروسِك هاربة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">فهل علينا أن نقيمَ<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">لِجنابِك مأدُبـة؟<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قالت يا دكتورنا <font color="#ff0000">بليز</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">please<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><span><font size="5"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><font color="#000000">كالإنجليز</font> (</strong><font color="#000000">don't be</font><strong>) <font color="#ff0000">دونت بي</font></strong></font></font><p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">كن رقيقَ القلبِ <font color="#ff0000">كول</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">cool<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قلتُ كيف يكون كُولاً<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">من فُطُورُه صحنُ فول؟<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قالت بِدُلٍّ وانكسار<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">إني أعلمُ تلك <font color="#ff0000">رول</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">rule<p align="center"></p></span></p><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><strong>في نظامُ <font color="#ff0000">الأيه سي جي</font> </strong></span></p></span></strong><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">لَكِنِ الشرحَ يطـول.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قالوا إنَّ الترجمـة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><font color="#ff0000">فري إليكتيڤ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">free elective</span><span dir="rtl"></span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><span dir="rtl"></span>. مَكْرُمَة!<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">لم أدرِ أن الجَهْد فيها<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">والدراسةَ مُلزِمـة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">ثم إني -<font color="#ff0000">هاو تو ساي</font>- </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">how to say<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">لن أكون مترجمة.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt"><p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">هل <font color="#ff0000">يو ونتَ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">you want</span><span dir="rtl"></span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><span dir="rtl"></span> لي الظهور<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">بين صحبي غيرَ <font color="#ff0000">شور</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">sure<p align="center"></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">إن رسبتُ في <font color="#ff0000">إليكتيڤَ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">elective</span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">أو حُرِمْتُ من الحضور<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">لن يكفَّ <font color="#ff0000">البوي فرندُ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">boyfriend</span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">عن معايرتي شهور.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قلتُ ماذا تدرسين؟<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">أيُّ قسمٍ تنتمين؟<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قالت <span style="color: red">ا</span>ني <font color="#ff0000">إنجينيرينغ</font> </span></strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt">Engineering</span><span dir="rtl"></span><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><span dir="rtl"></span>.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قلتُ: قسمُ المحظوظين.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">اسمعي مني نصيحة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">قبلَ ألاَّ تذهبين<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">في رحابِ العلمِ ساعة<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">تخدُم<span style="color: red">ي</span> دنيـا ودين<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">ذاكَ مطلبُ كلِّ حرٍّ<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">هذا فضلُ العالِمين<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">أما خلطُكِ في اللغاتِ<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0.5in 0pt 0in; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">ليس دأبَ النابهيـن.<p align="center"></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><p align="center"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'"><strong>ونظامُ <font color="#ff0000">الأيه سي جي</font> </strong><span dir="ltr" style="font-size: 22pt"><font face="Times New Roman">ACG</font></span></span></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong style="mso-ansi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; font-family: 'traditional arabic'">يقضي ألا تُعْذَرين.</span></strong></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p>