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**amshahbawy** · 03-02-2008, 08:09 PM

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 Worms It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class. He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm wriggled about in the water. Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol. The worm immediately died. The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of the demonstration was. A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink alcohol, we won't have worms."

**amshahbawy** · 03-02-2008, 08:13 PM

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English Language This is so true..........READ ON Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

**merodestruction** · 03-31-2008, 05:03 PM

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**amshahbawy** · 04-13-2008, 03:53 PM

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A woman <a target="_top" title="went together with">accompanied </a>her husband to the doctor's office. After his <a target="_top" title="the doctor tries to see if he is healthy or not">checkup </a>, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is <a target="_top" title="feeling pain">suffering </a>from a very <a target="_top" title="strong and bad">severe </a>disease, <a target="_top" title="two things put together">combined with </a>horrible <a target="_top" title="feeling of pressure, as when you have too much work">stress </a>. If you don't do <a target="_top" title="what the doctor says next">the following </a>, your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be <a target="_top" title="kind and sweet">pleasant </a>, and make sure he is in <a target="_top" title="feeling happy">a good mood </a>. For lunch make him a <a target="_top" title="healthy food">nutritious </a>meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't <a target="_top" title="put something heavy on him">burden </a>him with <a target="_top" title="little jobs to do at home">chores </a>, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress <a target="_top" title="'more bad'">worse </a>. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every <a target="_top" title="silly wish">whim </a>. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will <a target="_top" title="get back">regain </a>his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!

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