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  • soubiri
    أعضاء رسميون
    • May 2006
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    Citations humoristiques

    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Le meilleur moyen de prendre un train à l'heure, c'est<br /><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: fr; mso-fareast-language: en-us">de s'arranger pour rater le précédent. </span></span></p><p align="left"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us">Marcel Achard</span></b></p>
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  • soubiri
    أعضاء رسميون
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    #2
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    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">L'oubli de ses propres fautes est la plus sure des absolutions. <p></p></span></p><p align="left"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us">Konrad Adenauer</span></b></p>
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    • soubiri
      أعضاء رسميون
      • May 2006
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      #3
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      <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Il est toujours avantageux de porter un titre nobiliaire. Etre "de quelque chose", ca pose un homme, comme être "de Garenne", ca pose un lapin. <p></p></span></p><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'"><p align="left"><br />Alphonse Allais</p></span></b>
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      • soubiri
        أعضاء رسميون
        • May 2006
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        #4
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        <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: black; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr"><font color="#0000ff">L'argent aide a supporté la pauvreté. <p></p></font></span></p><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><br /><font color="#0000ff">Alphonse Allais</font><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"></span></p></span></b>
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        • soubiri
          أعضاء رسميون
          • May 2006
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          #5
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          <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Il est très curieux de constater que dans l'armée, les statistiques le prouvent, la mortalité augmente bizarrement en temps de guerre. <p></p></span></p><p align="left"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa">Alphonse Allais</span></b></p>
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          • soubiri
            أعضاء رسميون
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            #6
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            <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Les pommes de terre cuites sont tellement plus faciles à digérer que les pommes en terre cuite !<br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /><p align="left"><p></p><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us">Alphonse Allais</span></b></p></span></p>
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            • amattouch
              عضو منتسب
              • May 2006
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              #7
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              ههههههههههههههههههههههه
              د/ محمد عمر أمطوش

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              • soubiri
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                #8
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                <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Si Dieu avait voulu que l'on prit <personname w:st="on" ProductID="la Vie">la Vie</personname> sérieusement, il ne nous aurait pas donne le sens de l'humour.<br /> <p></p></span></p><p align="left"><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us">Anonyme. (La-Bas, 4/3/96)</span></b></p>
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                • soubiri
                  أعضاء رسميون
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                  #9
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                  <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Pourquoi contredire une femme ? Il est tellement plus simple d'attendre qu'elle change d'avis ! <p></p></span></p><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: en-us"><p align="left"><br />Jean Anouilh</p></span></b>
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                  • soubiri
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                    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Si Dieu descendait sur <personname w:st="on" ProductID="la Terre">la Terre</personname>, tous les peuples se mettraient a genoux, excepte les Français qui diraient : " Ah ! Vous êtes la ! C'est pas trop tôt ! On va pouvoir discuter un peu ! </span><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana">" <p></p></span></p><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;"><p align="left"><br />Lord Balfour</p></span></b>
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                    • soubiri
                      أعضاء رسميون
                      • May 2006
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                      #11
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                      Il faut battre son frère quand il est chaud !


                      Honore de Balzac
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                        أعضاء رسميون
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                        #12
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                        Avant de choisir le prénom d'un garçon, pensez toujours à la femme qui aura à le murmurer plus tard.


                        Barbey d'Aurevilly
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                          #13
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                          Avant de choisir le prénom d'un garçon, pensez toujours à la femme qui aura à le murmurer plus tard.


                          Barbey d'Aurevilly
                          التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Moderator-1; الساعة 07-20-2009, 01:57 PM.
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                            #14
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                            <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align="left"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">Les hommes sont toujours sincères. Ils changent de sincérité, voilà tout. <p></p></span></p><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;"><p align="left"><br />Tristan Bernard</p></span></b>
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                              أعضاء رسميون
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                              #15
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                              <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-ansi-language: fr">On ne prête qu'aux riches, et on a bien raison, parce que les autres remboursent difficilement. <p></p></span></p><b><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: blue; font-family: verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;times new roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us"><br />Tristan Bernard</span></b>
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