ضبطته صائما!

[عبدالرحمن السليمان]

[align=center]ضبطته صائما!
[مستوحاة من نكتة بلدية]
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[align=justify]ضبطه في رمضان وهو يدخن في عز الظهيرة، فقبض عليه وقاده إلى مركز الشرطة، فوجد الضابط يتناول وجبة غدائه ..

سأله الضابط بعصبية:

- لماذا قبضت عليه؟
- ضبطته .. أوه .. هممم .. أوه .. ضبطته صائما يا سيدي!

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[ahmed_allaithy]

حين تنقلب الموازين يصبح كل شيء مباحًا.

[عبد الرؤوف]

سلامُ الله عليكم

To recognize the blessings coming from Allah, one family thought they had better do something in that regard. So they invited their neighbours to lunch the following Friday

When it came to the meal, the hostess was keen to show their neighbours that they upheld Muslim standards in their home

So she asked little 5 year old Ahmed to say grace

Little Ahmed was a bit shy. "I don't know what to say" There was an awkward pause, followed by a reassuring smile from the boy's mother

"Well my son," she said, " just say what your father said at breakfast this morning"

Obediently, the boy repeated, "Oh Allah, we've got those awful people coming to lunch today