تويت
<p align="center"><br /><strong><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="5">جحا ماشي يسبَّح <br />ويهلل بحمد الله<br /><br />ويقول: <font color="#ff0000">حماري اختفى<br />والخلق مش لاقياه</font>.<br /><br />قالوا: <font color="#ff0000">يا دي العجب،<br />فين البُكـا والآه؟</font><br />قال: <font color="#ff0000">يا خلق أنا هنا،<br />ومش هناك ويَّاه<br /><br />لو كنت راكبه يا ناس،<br />مش كنت تهت معاه؟<br /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /></font></font></strong></p>
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د. أحـمـد اللَّيثـيرئيس الجمعية الدولية لمترجمي العربيةتلك الدَّارُ الآخرةُ نجعلُها للذين لا يُريدون عُلُوًّا فى الأَرضِ ولا فَسادا والعاقبةُ للمتقين.
فَعِشْ لِلْخَيْرِ، إِنَّ الْخَيْرَ أَبْقَى ... وَذِكْرُ اللهِ أَدْعَى بِانْشِغَالِـي
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جـحـا وتيمـور والحـمــار
<p align="center"><strong><font color="#ff0000"><font face="Traditional Arabic" size="6">يا أموت أنا، يا يموت السلطان، يا يموت الحمـ</font></font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="'Traditional Arabic'"><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#0000ff"><font face="'Traditional Arabic'"><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#0000ff"><font face="'Traditional Arabic'"><font color="#ff0000" size="6">ار</font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></strong><font color="#0000ff"><font face="'Traditional Arabic'"><font color="#ff0000"></font></font></font><br />***</p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">سلطان المغول تيمـور<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">غـزا بـلاد وبـلاد<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">والـدم كان بيفـور<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">من قطع روس العبـاد.<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">وف يـوم من الأيـام<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">بَعَت منـادي الجزيرة<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">"من يعلم حماري الكلام<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">له جايزة حاجة كبيرة.</span></strong><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">لكن ف حالة الفشل<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">الحكـم بالإعـدام<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">يا حلو راح تنقتَـل<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">بدون سلام وكـلام."<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">الناس قالت "دا جنـان.<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">العقـل هَـوَّا وطـار<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">فيا حضرة السلطـان<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">كيف الكلام لحمـار؟<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">هـبّ فيهـم جحـا<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">"الحـل سهـل تمـام<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">سـاعة بعد الضحـى<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">والمدة عشـرين عـام."<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">تكفينـي يا سلطـنة<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">عيشي وعيش لحمـار<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">وبعـد عشرين سنـة<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">تيجـي لحـد الـدار</span></strong><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">تلقى الحمـار موجود<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">وبيرطن بكل لسـان<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">واقف وماسك العـود<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">ويغنِّي كمـان ألحـان.<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">تيمـور كتب بالإيد<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">أصدر يا ناس فرمان:<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">"اعطوا جحا ما يريد<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">ويكفي ميـة إنسـان</span></strong><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">وبعـد عشرين سنـة<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">الوعـد شـرط ودين<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">يا حمـار آخر دندنة<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">يا راسك ما تعرف فين!"<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">الناس ملاهـا العجب<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">وقالوا "كيف يا بهيـم<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">حمـار يجيـد الأدب<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">ويمشـي في التعليـم؟"<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">ميِّل جحـا قـال أنا<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>إن عشت قد ما اعيش<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">متهنِّـي عشـرين سنة <p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic"">سلطـان ولا باشكيش<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">كلنـا يا ناس من طين<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">والموت ده حق وساري<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">يا تتبـدل السـلاطين<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: red; font-family: "traditional arabic"">يا أمـوت أنا وحمـاري.<p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="rtl" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; direction: rtl; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><strong><span lang="AR-SA" style="font-size: 22pt; color: blue; font-family: "traditional arabic""><p></p></span></strong></p>د. أحـمـد اللَّيثـيرئيس الجمعية الدولية لمترجمي العربيةتلك الدَّارُ الآخرةُ نجعلُها للذين لا يُريدون عُلُوًّا فى الأَرضِ ولا فَسادا والعاقبةُ للمتقين.
فَعِشْ لِلْخَيْرِ، إِنَّ الْخَيْرَ أَبْقَى ... وَذِكْرُ اللهِ أَدْعَى بِانْشِغَالِـي
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