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  • Demerdasch
    مترجم
    • Nov 2006
    • 2017

    #91
    _MD_RE: Nicht verpassen

    <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">هذه المقولة معلقة على باب مكتب أحد أساتذة اللغة الروسية بالكلية <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /></span>
    النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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    • Demerdasch
      مترجم
      • Nov 2006
      • 2017

      #92
      _MD_RE: Nicht verpassen

      <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Hold the line, please! <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /> </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; ">اللعنة!! إنني ممسكُ به، لكن ماذا بعد؟؟ </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "></span></div>
      النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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      • Demerdasch
        مترجم
        • Nov 2006
        • 2017

        #93
        _MD_RE: Nicht verpassen

        النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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        • Demerdasch
          مترجم
          • Nov 2006
          • 2017

          #94
          _MD_RE: Nicht verpassen

          النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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          • Demerdasch
            مترجم
            • Nov 2006
            • 2017

            #95
            _MD_RE: Nicht verpassen

            <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">Deutsche, die keinerlei Fremdsprachenkenntnisse haben, werden sich meist bemühen, langsam und deutlich mit Ihnen zu sprechen. Manche werden Ihre Fragen allerdings in gebrochenem Deutsch beantworten, in S&#228;tzen ohne Grammatik (z.B. ,Du verstehen ...?'), insbesondere, wenn Sie ,,ausl&#228;ndisch'' aussehen - in der Hoffnung, Ihnen damit zu helfen. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">Seien Sie bitte nicht beleidigt und ziehen Sie keine falschen Schlüsse über Ihre Aussprache oder Ihre Deutschkenntnisse insgesamt</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">." <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-family: tahoma; font-size: 18px; ">--------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-family: tahoma; font-size: 18px; "><a href="http://www.uni-wuppertal.de/studium/studium_international/p_pics/daad_ziel_deutschland_wegweiser_internat_studieren de_1_58MB%20.pdf">http://www.uni-wuppertal.de/studium/studium_international/p_pics/daad_ziel_deutschland_wegweiser_internat_studieren de_1_58MB%20.pdf</a></span></div>
            النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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            • Demerdasch
              مترجم
              • Nov 2006
              • 2017

              #96
              الهاتف المازح

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              النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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              • Demerdasch
                مترجم
                • Nov 2006
                • 2017

                #97
                ترجمة المقطع الصوتي السابق

                <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">   ترجمة المقطع الصوتي السابق:</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">    -        طاب نهارك!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">طاب نهارك! أنتم متخصصون  في المواقد الغازية والكهربية، أليس كذلك؟</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><o></o></span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، هذا صحيح. </span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">إن موقدنا الغازي يهِس؛ إنه يصدر صوتاً كالصفير.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">الموقد يهِس؟؟ </span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، هكذا: شششششششش</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         و</span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">هل لهذا رائحة كريهة؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">إلى حد ما. </span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">هل تستشعر هذا في أنفك؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">إلى حدٍ ما.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">آها......</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">إنه يهس طوال الوقت ولا أعرف مصدر هذا الصوت.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">أليست أمك موجودة في  البيت.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">كلا، ما زالت في طريقها  إليّ.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">وماذا عن أبيك؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">أبي كذلك ليس موجوداً في  البيت. لقد أردت أن أعد مفاجأة لهما بأن أطبخ شيئاً.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">تريد أن تطبخ شيئاً  إلا أن الموقد يهِسّ؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">بالضبط.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حسناً، اصغ إليّ: ستجد في لوحة التحكم أعلى الموقد ثلاثة مفاتيح.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">تقصد أزراراً؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، انظر فلعل أحدهم مفتوحاً. </span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-        كلها أزرار قابلة للإدارة.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، أدرها كلها ناحية اليسار.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حسناً، انتظر.....</span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">  </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">للأسف ما زال يهِس!!</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ما زال يهس؟؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">انتظر، هل علي أن أشعل  الضوء؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">كلا كلا، يا رب السماوات!  إياك وأن تفعل! <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ماذا؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         حذارِ</span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "> من الضوء!</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">لماذا؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">لأنك لو أشعلت الضوء فقد  يتسبب هذا في انفجار أو حريق. ألا تعرف هذا؟!</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حريق؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، ولن يبقى لك شيٌ  تأكله...... <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; "><span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; "> </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; ">يا ربّ! علينا إبلاغ الشرطة. أين تسكن؟</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ماذا علي أن أفعل؟ أبلغ  الشرطة؟</span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">  </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">وهنا يصرخ الطفل</span>): أنجديني أيتها الشرطة!<img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ليس هكذا، بل عن طريق  الهاتف. اتصل بـ 110.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">لا يمكنني هذا.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ولم لا؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">لأني أهاتفك فيه الآن.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">يا الله! إذاً علينا أن  ننهي المحادثة......<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; "><span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; "> </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; ">قل لي أين تسكن؟</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">في بيتي.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">وأين بيتك؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">في منزلي.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم، ولكن في أي شارع؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حيث يسكن أبي وأمي.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">وأين يسكن أبوك وأمك؟  بكل تأكيد يسكنون معك، ولكن أين؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">قلت لك في البيت. </span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">يا الله، لا فائدة ترجى من الجدال معك.</span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "> <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">هل مازلت تسمع الهسيس؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">لا، أعتقد أن الصوت قد انقطع.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         انطقع</span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">؟ جميـــل!! هل بإمكانك  الآن أن تفتح النافذة؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">نعم.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">إذاً  فلتفعل.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حسناً، لكن قبل هذا عليّ أن أخبرك بشيء.</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">ماذا؟</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'times new roman'; ">         كان معك برنامج "هاتف المزاح" من قناة </span></span></span></span><span lang="DE" dir="LTR"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">RTL</span></span></span><span dir="LTR"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><o></o></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">حسناّ!! أشكرك على لطفك!</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" dir="RTL" style="margin-right: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">-</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'times new roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">         </span></span></span></span><span dir="RTL"><span lang="AR-EG"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">عفواً، عفواً.</span></span></span></span></p>
                النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

                تعليق

                • Demerdasch
                  مترجم
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2017

                  #98
                  ضمان 500 سنة

                  <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">Ein echtes Foto vom Weihnachtsmarkt in Mannheim</span></span></span>
                  النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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                  • Demerdasch
                    مترجم
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 2017

                    #99
                    _MD_RE: ضمان 500 سنة

                    <div style="text-align: right; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; ">استلمتُ هذه الصورة بالبريد الإليكتروني </span></div><div style="text-align: right; "><img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" alt=" " /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; "></span></div>
                    النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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                    • Iman-MoNaMooN-
                      عضو منتسب
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 109

                      _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                      <p align="center"><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4d4e4c4f2.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4d4e4c4f2.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4d4e4c4f2.gif" /> </p><h2 dir="ltr" style="margin: auto 0in" align="center"><span lang="DE" style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 14pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de">Demonstrierst Du mit einem Sitzstreik vorm Ministerrat, um die &auml;gyptische Nationalhymne zu ver&auml;ndern<img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4d8676346.gif" />????  </span></h2><h2 dir="ltr" style="margin: auto 0in" align="center"><span lang="DE" style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 14pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Wozu w&auml;re das nütze, Rami?<img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e398ff7b.gif" /><h2 dir="ltr" style="margin: auto 0in"></h2></span></h2>
                      !Mein Herr, Lass mich an Wissen zunehmen
                      Iman

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                      • Demerdasch
                        مترجم
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 2017

                        _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                        <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">Ich habe nix gemacht, und ohne meinen Anwalt sage ich auch gar nix! <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span>
                        النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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                        • Iman-MoNaMooN-
                          عضو منتسب
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 109

                          _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                          <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 16pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-eg"> <img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /> </span><span lang="DE" style="mso-ansi-language: de; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-eg"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left" align="center"><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 10.5pt; color: #993300; font-family: arial; mso-ansi-language: de"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 16pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de"><font face="Times New Roman"><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4d4e4c4f2.gif" />!Die Verleugnung ist in solchen F&auml;llen eine kluge L&ouml;sung</font></span><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 16pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-eg"><font face="Times New Roman"><br /><br /><font color="#ff6600"><strong>Der K&auml;se ist Herr der Moralen!</strong></font>  <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: center" align="center"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 16pt; color: #993300; mso-ansi-language: de; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-eg"> <img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /></span><span lang="DE" style="mso-ansi-language: de; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-eg"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left"><span lang="DE" style="font-size: 10.5pt; color: #993300; font-family: arial; mso-ansi-language: de"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left" align="center"></p><p></p><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>
                          !Mein Herr, Lass mich an Wissen zunehmen
                          Iman

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                          • Demerdasch
                            مترجم
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 2017

                            _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                            <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">K&#228;se? Verleugnung? Ich würde Ihnen wirklich gerne helfen, aber kann überhaupt nicht verstehen, worüber Sie gerade reden. Ich beharre darauf, meinen Rechtsanwalt anzurufen. Dazu brauche ich auch noch einen vereidigten Dolmetscher, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">wail ich sprechen nix Detusch <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4dcd7b9f4.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span>
                            النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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                            • Iman-MoNaMooN-
                              عضو منتسب
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 109

                              _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                              <p align="center"><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e5e7563a.gif" /></p>
                              !Mein Herr, Lass mich an Wissen zunehmen
                              Iman

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                              • Demerdasch
                                مترجم
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 2017

                                _MD_RE: طرائف بالألمانية

                                <div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">نعم، وكما يقولون: </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Du ha</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">ben</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "> die Wahl <img src="http://www.wataonline.net/site/uploads/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" alt=" " /></span></span></span></div>
                                النمط يقتل الحضارة، والثقافة تتنفس من جدلية الاختلاف.

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